Ugly Car #2 - Allergic to aerodynamics.

Ugly Footwear #1 - Barefoot is Better

They weren't even very good as jeans.

Ugly House #2 - Ol' Blue

Faded, splotchy and horrid.

What realtors may call: Quaint.

Ugly Furniture #1 - A place for everything

Ladies, you now have a place to keep hams, eggs and a sausage.

Ugly House #1 - The "You can't miss it" brochure photo

When people say "you can't miss it" this is what they mean.

The thing about this monstrosity is that someone actually had to plan, purchase and slap the color on this bad boy and then stand back, wipe the sweat off his tasteless chin and say "there!"

Ugly Car #1 - It gets him from A to B. Ugly

Was mint green with electric purple taken?